you weren't supposed to find this

You Found My
Secret Cat Page

This website was supposed to be professional. I have a resume on here and everything.

— Khai, video editor, workflow architect, cat dad

the real portfolio

Agent of Chaos
My High Quality ProRes Cat
shot in 4K obviously
The Professional
Cat Picture (final)v2 ThisFile
we've all been here
Supervisor
Graphic Design is My Passion
no notes
Deep Thoughts
I have typed messages on slack with my butt
actually sent
Nap Expert
Nothing Like a render PC for Warmth
can't blame them
The Critic
The Critic
unimpressed with my deadlines
Distinguished Guest
Distinguished Guest
very serious animal
Off The Record
Off The Record
this is confidential
Main Character
Main Character
knows it too
Quality Control
Quality Control
caught a bug in post
The Algorithm
The Algorithm
optimized for naps
Workflow Disruptor
Workflow Disruptor
deleted 3 projects
Creative Director
Creative Director
overruled my edit
Senior Consultant
Senior Consultant
charges in treats
Remote Worker
Remote Worker
works from the couch
Deadline Pressure
Deadline Pressure
also ignores deadlines
The Talent
The Talent
available for freelance
Breaking News
Breaking News
something happened
Final Frame
Final Frame
thanks for scrolling

ok that's enough. please go look at my actual work. (I worked hard on it)

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